Just thinking about all the single available men that would be attending the RNC, might have been enough to make me jump in my car and take a road trip to Cleveland, until I found out Craigs List Cleveland was exploding with M4M hook up ads requesting escorts and or "company." Why can't a girl ever catch a break? Oh well, nothings better than cozying up with my tablet, hopefully catching someone's livestream. There were plenty of opportunities for the lunacy.
In between streaming "Stranger Things" and the RNC, I am not sure which monster was scarier! "Stranger Things" has a monster in it that can *SPOILER ALERT* grab kids, or anyone I guess and take them into another dimension where it's very hard for their parents to find them. Weirdly enough, I felt like the RNC had transported me to another dimension too. A dimension where a scary sugar daddy type guy was going to make everything great again. His kids even said so! You have to believe kids right?
|Eric and Andrew Trump & Friends Photo by occupyforanimals.net|
I couldn't really watch much of Christie, he's scarier than that demon thing on "Stranger Things", with a bigger appetite. This is when it got almost as good as any scary movie when there's a witch that has to be dealt with. Like that movie, The Conjuring, witches are just plain scary and Christie must be pretty scared of Hillary's supernatural powers of evasion There was a lot of superstition and Ben Carson said the L word; Lucifer. That's scary alright. Next, I was wondering if someone was going to get out a Ouija board or call in an exorcist. Choices, choices. "Stranger Things" wasn't looking half as strange as what Cruz decided to do. He did not endorse Trump. Why? Because Trump hurt his "fee fee's" by saying mean things about his family. Once again, the "L" word was trotted out by none other than, the retired to the Lake of Fire, John Boehner former Speaker of The House!
here and play the fortune cookie game with Cha Chi's speech you just say "like my career" at the end of his sentences. For instance "Folks our country now, is in a very bad spot. Like my career"
I was up to episode 7 of "Stranger Things" by the last night. I missed Ivanka promising me that her daddy would see to it I got paid as much as a man. I missed The Man With A Ferret On His Head tell me he was going to make Everything OK Again. I'd rather watch Winona Ryder deal with a monster on my iPad, than an Orange Man telling me stories about how great things were gonna be. Again.
Do yourself a favor, watch "Stranger Things" especially when it's time for the DNC and Hillary.